Archive for August, 2009

I’ve been gone too long.. /sigh.

Monday, August 31st, 2009

Okay so this post isn’t anything too crazy-exciting I’m afraid!

More so that I’m conscious of how long I’ve been away, I’m missing nattering and I wanted to reassure you guys that I am very muchly still in the land of the living!

The first thing that’s kept me away from you all is that I’ve been ill.

I got what felt a lot like flu but then developed into tonsilitis. It was a really nasty dose too, and I’m still on antibollocks, sorry, antibiotics, for it now. As recently as Tuesday I could barely breathe due to my throat trying to close up on me. It really sucked! Chocolate got me through, I depended on it for a good few days to keep my energy up enough when I couldnt swallow any food!

Aside from that, a lack of get up and go in the bedroom hasn’t immensely helped the blog of late – but a whole heap of that has been bad timing, one thing and another then a bout of illness where kissing is actually prohibited! Does very little for the sex life!

 However, Friday just gone was a special day for us. It marked one whole year that we’ve officially been a couple <3 That was pretty huge for me, to be honest. It sounds corny as hell to say it, but I really do love him even more now than I did back then.

Back on the sex and sex toy theme, I want to give a quick shout out to Mantric who I think rock. All shall be revealed why soon enough, but if you want to see what they have out right now, I'd suggest LoveHoney!

NK x

Review: Evolved Novelties – True Love “Amore” Vibrator

Friday, August 7th, 2009

Hi guys!

I’ve been promising a review for a while now, and I still haven’t delivered! This is a sort-of compromise… I have previously reviewed this product but I’ve been wanting to provide enhanced reviews on the blog for a little while so I guess this is my test run as it were! Kind thanks go out to LoveHoney, who were cool enough to ask me to test this!

True Love: AMORE vibrator
by Evolved Novelties

The first thing that really hit me about this toy was the packaging; it is (in my opinion) the best packaged toy I’ve had the pleasure of owning!
It comes in a tin which clips shut with a window to show the vibrator, and doesn’t scream “SEX TOY” like so many do – the packaging really is about as classy as you could imagine for any toy.
The company website ( states that “the packaging serves as a secure, hygienic and discreet carrying case – including, a clever insert that actually conceals the toy!” which I agree with, it makes for an excellent case to store the toy in. (In case it’s not something you’ve come across before, toys should be isolated with one another to prevent materials from reacting.)

There is just the one button and three speeds which can be cycled through – low, medium and high. I found the medium speed to be the most enjoyable for me and I normally like relatively strong vibrations. What’s great about this is the simplicity of operation, which in the heat of the moment is pretty damn important, however it does lead to needing to cycle through to switch off.
I enjoyed the shape of the vibe as it is quite different to the straight up-and-down of the vast majority you can buy. The curves of the vibrator allow for extra stimulation without feeling “ridged” like some do. As usual, I did need a little clit stimulation to get there, but I wouldn’t blame the toy for that as that is quite normal for me.
It doesn’t look especially big on the girth size, but feels more than it looks, so lube might be a good idea for for newer users. This felt like more of an issue when I used the toy solo, which adds to my lube suggestion, it goes without saying that I’m more turned on when in the sack with him than alone, and I did also find that I found the toy more pleasurable when he used it on me. I’m not sure if that was simply due to being extra turned on, or if he got a better angle with it.

  • The packaging is just too gorgeous. It makes for an excellent storage box.
  • The feel is great, nice and solid but with a jelly outer.
  • It’s also totally skin safe, and phthalates free!

  • It’s not the quietest vibe I’ve used, but equally, it’s not exactly rabbit-volume either.
  • Cycling through the options to get it to switch off could be an issue if you suddenly need to switch it off. It can also be an issue in the sense that if you click it too eagerly, you can quite easily cycle past the setting you want.
  • There are only 3 speeds, and no pulse modes.

I’m a big fan. Yes, it’s comparitively simple compared to some of the more elaborate vibes out there at the moment, but I like that it’s uncomplicated… Y’know, sometimes life doesn’t need any more complications? It’s a nice size too, and the packaging is stunning (Ok, I’ll stop raving about that tin now!)

Want it? Buy it @ LoveHoney for £26.99 (price correct as of 07/08/09)

NK x

P.S. – here’s that packaging I was talking about:

Images courtesy of

Day 35 in the Student Madhouse…

Tuesday, August 4th, 2009

…And 2 of the housemates are trying not to hear the sound of me being spanked.

In reality there was no Geordie voice over this morning, but there probably should have been. I’m not actually sure if either of them heard (they weren’t in surrounding rooms) but it’s not really possible to be spanked quietly is it? Well, if it is, it’s fairly pointless as to really get a decent tingle going on, there is pretty much automatically an accompanying “thwack”.

The initial spanks felt divine. After some time, I turned over and R worked my clit and pushed two fingers inside of my wetness… Then, feeling him spread me open and vulnerable, I feel another spank land, this time on my pussy. Several strikes later and I could have screamed in pure, ecstatic pleasure. Seeing his cock at face level, I needed to taste it. To lick him and suck him. To run my tongue around the head, and down his shaft, and draw him into my mouth, finally feeling his member grow just that extra bit harder, and as he came, feel his load shoot into my mouth…

Needless to say, I’m thinking I have found the secret to my enjoyment of giving head. No, not being spanked (though that is more than welcome, especially with how hot the pussy spanking got me), but feeling in control. Me controlling the situation made it erotic, enjoyable and best of all, orgasmic.

So, here’s to more situations like this morning. Many more.

NK x

P.S. I’m hoping to be back on tomorrow or so, either with a more discussion-y blogpost, or a review. Either way there’ll be something soon :)

P.P.S Whoever bought me the Durex Pina Colada Lube from my LoveHoney Wishlist is adorable, and really cheered me up last Saturday when I received it. I needed cheering up that day too, so marvellous timing! And the congratulations on the grades from my exams, and good luck wishes for uni are also appreciated darling!