Archive for October, 2009

Just a quickie… About as close to HNT as I’ll likely ever get!

Thursday, October 15th, 2009

So yeah… I bought something new! Look away now if BBW-ness ain’t your thing!

Sorry for the pic quality!

NK x

I told you a revolution was coming…

Monday, October 12th, 2009

And I didn’t lie!

As of this morning, this went live @ LoveHoney:

LoveHoney Sqweel

In what has to be one of the most hyped sex toy launches ever, I was lucky enough to be given a sneak preview of the Sqweel, getting to roadtest one a litLtle while ago – thanks of course, go out to the gorgeous folk at LoveHoney!

So, what do I think? Well my first thoughts were on the packaging I saw as I opened it, the box is really cool (see below) and it’s almost a pity LoveHoney is exclusively online, these would look fantastic on the shelves! Opening it up, I have to say I was surprised – it looks a lot different to anything out there at the moment… a claim I’d originally been mildly sceptical of when I first heard it – I didn’t think there was much, if anything, that hadn’t already been done in the market. I’m rather glad to say I was proven wrong in that respect!

So, on to the toy itself. As you can see, its all based on the idea of a wheel with 10 tongues on it, which rotates at variable speeds to simulate the sensation of oral sex on your clitoris – though it can be used elsewhere! There’s just one control to switch it on and off, and to adjust the speed, so it’s nice and simple, meaning you can just lie back and enjoy it instead of thinking about button pressing!

The only mildly fiddly thing about the whole toy in fact, is the cover you twist off to clean it (and by the way, it’s super easy to clean!) but after you’ve done that once, it’s fine. I don’t know if it’s as obvious in the photos, but it’s not obvious at all what it is when the cap is on – to that end, if it were left out on a side table and someone saw it, they wouldn’t immediately guess it was a sex toy (so pretty handy for nosey relatives/friends/etc). It’s also on the mild-moderate side of volume, and the little noise it does make isn’t the typical “buzzy” noise, so again a little more discrete.

Ultimately though, how good a toy is really comes down to its performance… I was blown away! I have to admit I do normally have to give most toys a hand to get ‘there’, but with this, it did all the work for me! I wouldn’t say it’d get me there the quickest out of anything i’ve tried, but it will give me the best orgasm, and certainly more like an orgasm with a partner.

Now, conceptually, I can’t help but think this is brilliant – like I said at the start of this post I wasn’t convinced that there really was anything left that hadn’t been done in the market, but this isn’t like anything else out there. You can replicate sex – up to a point – with toys, but there has never been a good oral simulator on the market, especially at a reasonable price.

I honestly believe that if enough women find out about this, it could be as revolutionary – if not more so – to the market as the Rabbit!

Buy it exclusively @ LoveHoney for £34.99 (price correct at time of writing)

NK x

Monday is so close…

Saturday, October 10th, 2009

And I am legitimately very excited about something that is happening then.

Something big is coming. A revolution, even.

And my review of it should live on launchday @ LoveHoney, as well as right here on my blog!


NK x

P.S. I’ve been sworn to secrecy till then, so no prodding me cause I didn’t tell you enough! :P All shall be revealed oh-so-soon, dearest reader! <3

P.P.S I bought a corset top today. Can’t wait for it to arrive, and hope it fits. I might even show you it. By the way, it’s black PVC. ;)