Archive for March, 2010

On the Topic of Nipples…

Wednesday, March 31st, 2010

Something I’ve noticed come up a lot in the search terms people find via is nipples. “Nipple play”, “pretty nipples”, and perhaps slightly stranger – “huge nipples” all led people to my writing. In all honesty, at least for the last one, I’ve done the googling and I’m undeniably perplexed as to how they ever got to me.

Still though, I like nipples. So welcome to any and all nipple aficionados!

I’m considering a nipple piercing. Two, to be exact. If they happen, it’ll be next month (for financial reasons). I haven’t entirely decided yet though. For aesthetic reasons, I’m certain I want them. However… I do like nipple play. And I don’t know how they’d affect that long term. (I know that during the initial healing phase one would have to be somewhat careful… to say the least!)
 These babies are the Spartacus Broad Tip, Chain Link Nipple Clamps. Bit of a mouthful, admittedly, but amazing on the nipples. They’re my first – and so far only – set of nipple clamps. But I do adore using them.

Just having them on while R fucks me is electric (not literally, electrostim fans ;) )… Feeling the cool metal chain heavily snake across my cleavage, as my tits bounce rhythmically to his thrusts… mmm…

 The constant nipple stimulation does a lot for me too – as I said, I’m a big fan of nipple play and leaving his hands to roam elsewhere is a very good thing!

I’ve found myself using these on my own too, when masturbating. They’re a really easy way to pleasure myself in more ways at once than my hands would allow me to. Of course, if you’ve followed this blog for very long at all, you’ll know how into pain I am – and these don’t let me down. They’re fully adjustable so you can alter how hard they’re going to grip though, so don’t think they’re only for the seriously perverted! ;)
I also own the “Perfect Nipple Suckers“. As a review I once read said, they do make you look a tiny bit like a sex alien. However, they’re a lot of fun too!

I’d say these little delights are more for pleasure without the pain – a touch of lube on to them, and an authentic nipple sucking can be yours, even when flying solo.

I have to confess to another use I found for them though… One can be used considerably further south to delightful effect. I love to have my clit sucked when I get oral, and these can really get me going!

 So… with my undeniable kink for nipple-love out in the open… can you see my predicament? Piercing them would make me hornier, and I’d love the look of them. R agrees, and is all for it. I also love the idea of them being permenantly erect! Fucking hot.

However – will that mean I can’t be clamped again? Will that make me too sad? Or will the consolation prize of being pierced make up for that?

A little favour from my sexy, seductive readership if you will… For those of you with pierced nipples – how have they affected your nipple play? After the initial heal, was there anything that had to be abandoned? Help me with this and I’m sure there can be post-piercing pictures when they’re all done… if they happen! ;)

NK x

Review: Ophoria Bliss No. 8 Vibrator

Sunday, March 28th, 2010

First of all, the gorgeous folks over at Sex Toys Eden sent me this Ophoria vibe to review, so do go check them out!

 As you can see, Ophoria products are the very definition of ‘class’ within their sleek packaging; no half naked women, oiled men or cartoon characters here!

The Bliss No. 8 is completely silicone, so phthalate free and non-irritating. Which is always good! In other spec-based info, it’s also splash proof, takes 2 AA batteries, and is operated by a single button on it’s base.

Like many vibes these days, it has a variety of vibration settings – described as modes 1, 2 & 3 (I’d call them low-med-high) plus 2 pulse modes, one referred to as “climax” (building up, then back to the start) and one “pulsing” (more of an on- off, on- off pulse).

It’s as quiet as it makes out, too. The lower settings are comparible to other vibes marketed as near-silent, and the higher ones are easily masked by a little noise, music or similar.

In use, what I really enjoyed about this vibe was the way that the vibrations carried right the way through the toy, to the tip. Unusually for a shaft-type vibrator, I found myself using it on my clit where I found the vibrations to be really intense on the higher settings. The ridges meant that rubbing the length of the shaft along myself, almost grinding against it, was a lot of fun.

However, I didn’t find that I enjoyed the insertion of the Bliss all that much by comparison. Personally, the ridges made what is a fairly girthy toy, a little too challenging. The girth alone wasn’t too much of an issue, but adding the density of the silicone, I found it just a little too rough for my liking.

That’s not to say other’s won’t find those same ridges to be deliciously orgasmic – hell, we’reall built differently!

For me though, I’ll be using other toys for penetration and keeping this baby to bring me back to bliss through my little grinding technique ;)

Available at Sex Toys Eden for £47.99  

NK x

[price correct at time of writing] 

Review: Ann Summers White Chocolate Body Paint

Friday, March 26th, 2010

I like to lick. I just thought you may like to know. I also like to be licked. Preferably, lots.

Valentines day saw me gather a whole host of naughty treats to share with my man. We ate chocolate-dipped strawberries, cuddled up in bed… oh, and I got a good flogging. All in all it was a great day.

And what made it even better was when he took out one of the presents I got him, and made my breasts dessert… The White Chocolate Body Paint 150g from Ann Summers made for a sticky end to our valentines day – when drizzled onto a body and allowed to coat soft skin, it is divine. I’ll be the first to say, it does look a little like cum, but personally, that only added to the experience and made it all the hotter for it.

The sensation of his tongue licking the sticky sweetness from my nipples made me insatiably turned on, so finding his cock at mouth level made me a very happy girl… He squeezed some of the chocolate out, allowing it to drip from him – only enhancing the appeal… After having eagerly lapped it up, I can safely say we’ll be returning to this for future dessert-in-bed options!

Available at Ann Summers for a bargainous fiver!
(Or go straight to the body paint here: White Chocolate Body Paint 150g)

NK x

Review: Petite Couture – Patina Vibrator

Thursday, March 25th, 2010

California Exotics are a hugely well known brand, with a history spanning over 15 years, and are truly known for creating up to date, popular toys that really deliver.

The Couture Collection is a recent development, still being extended. The high quality toys look easily comparable to those fetching a far more substantial price tag, and you get the joy of dealing with sumptuous feeling materials, variable vibration, and completely cringe-free packaging! Hurrah!

The Patina is a rabbit style vibrator, but in a creamy, pure shade of white as opposed to the standard-issue pink, which makes for a great change. The main body of the vibe is made out of silicone (the finest, medical grade silicone, from Japan, apparently), and has a silky smooth texture and a firmness that’s just right – not too soft but not too rigidly unforgiving either.

Once you’ve popped three AAA batteries in, you’re good to go. There’s an on/off switch (handy if you need to quickly turn it off!) and two extra buttons, one to cycle through the 7 vibration settings (including a variety of pulses and speeds) and one for the 3 speeds of the all-important rotation that made the rabbit vibe so well known! The controller-end of the vibe is in a classy silver tone; all adding to a really high-end feel to this vibe! The packaging is every bit as classy as the toy itself, as shown in the pictures, and this vibe is waterproof too!

All in all, a great gift so far – but how does it perform? My first thoughts on this were good – the shape of the toy is great… it doesn’t hit my g-spot as well as the iTap G-spot vibe did, but it still feels damn good. The silicone feels great in use, and the rabbit ears are long enough to reach everywhere they should!

The vibration on the lowest setting is hard to hear over a running computer, and while louder on the higher settings, still compares very favourably to other quiet vibrators on the market. The thing that normally makes rabbits louder than their counterparts, however, is the noise from the shaft rotation. In the case of the Patina, the rotation is louder than the vibration, but considerably less than many other rabbit vibes!
 I found that in use, the vibration levels are great for me, and carry brilliantly though the silicone. I seem to get on best with the rotation on its “medium” setting of the three speeds, as the lower setting seems hard to notice, and the highest seems to rotate my arm more than the toy… But that may have a lot to do with how I “grip” toys internally? I’m not sure. All things considered, I really like this toy, and feel it has such aesthetic appeal that it would make a great gift for someone special ;)

There are certainly more “all singing all dancing” rabbits around, but as a good, multispeed rabbit with what is simply a great tactile feel, you can’t go far wrong with the Patina! See what Cal Exotics have to say about the Patina here. (Under “Couture Collection”) No UK stockists found yet for this vibe, but browse LoveHoney’s Couture Collection range here. For information about the reviews found on, click here.

NK x

There is now a UK stockist of the Patina; LoveHoney! Click to go!

e[lust] #10

Wednesday, March 24th, 2010

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Welcome to e[lust] - The 10th edition! Your source for sexual intelligence and inspirations of lust from the smartest & sexiest bloggers! Whether you’re looking for hot steamy smut, thought-provoking opinions or expert information, you’re going to find it here. Want to be included in e[lust] #11? Start with the rules, check out the schedule in the site’s sidebar and subscribe to the RSS feed for updates!

~ This Week’s Top Three Posts ~
Negotiation – Not Nearly As Awkward As Having a Breakdown in Public – All the worries about getting to know a new person (“Am I dressed ok? Are they gonna like my stories about my grandma?”) get exaggerated when you’re talking about sex and desire…

Dollar Store Domme – He definitely can’t elude the dollops of toothpaste I dab onto his nipples. It takes a delicious second before he feels the cool burn penetrate his flesh. By that time I’m already up and selecting a plastic spatula from the credenza.
The Best of Both Worlds or Lost in Limbo? – Whether intentional or unthinking, bisexual denial is a frustrating thing for bisexual, pansexual or ‘fluid’ people to have to deal with.

~ e[lust] Editress ~
Navigating Genderqueer in Suburbia – But pray tell how do the rest of us navigate it? How the hell am I supposed to know if you identify as male or just like dressing like one?
~ Featured Post (Lilly’s Pick) ~
The Daddy Issue: Sexualizing Abuse – I needed to walk through this fear, and turn it into pleasure. I needed to prove to myself that he hadn’t broken me. That he hadn’t changed who I was to become. That I was not affected by what he did. That he didn’t abuse me.

See also: Pleasurists #69 and #70 for all your sex toy review needs.

All blogs that have a submission in this edition must re-post this digest from tip-to-toe on their blogs within 7 days. Re-posting the photo is optional and the use of the “read more…” tag is allowable after this point. Thank you, and enjoy!
Erotic Writing
15 minute phone sex
…And Orgasms On Demand
A Neighbor In Need #7
Afternoon Delight!
Desperation & Dominance
Evening Home, Part 3
First Asleep Loses
Happy ending
I Got….
I am a keeper of secrets
I Got Fucked
I am Coming for You: A Letter to Scin
Late Night Satisfaction
Lolita’s Mother
Making M Squirt
Sir ~ intro
The Hatter
The Flash Fiction Friday FAQ!
We fucked, they applauded
Where there is a libido, there is a way
Wicked Wednesday: Idyll
Thoughts & Advice on Sex & Relationships
20 Reasons Why Sex Is Good
Defining Sex
Hurt me, Pet
I Was Raped
Playing Dumb
Red Flags of an Abusive Partner, Part 2
Restrictions and Satisfaction
Someone Else’s Shoes
Sex Isn’t Everything
The Art of Sensual Touching-Caressing for You and Your Partner
The STI You Haven’t Heard of: Molluscum contagiosum
The Suit
Vibrant Woman or Live Masturbation Sleeve
What I Don’t Need
Kink & Fetish
A Little Girl’s Need for Submission
Are You Done Yet?
A Reformatory Punishment
BDSM Advice Series: Floggers
Determined to bind
His Slut
I Really Wasn’t In The Mood
Pain and Healing
Questions From DH About These Things We Do
Sub Drop: Fact or Fiction?
Tiiu Ashcraft – Fetish Artist and Beauty
The Eroticism of Tattoos
The Competition
Wanting to want
Sex News, Interviews, Politics & Humor
A History of Violence
Asshat of the Day Award
Awesome Mentoring Work and Upcoming Apprenticeship

I Can Resist Anything Except Temptation…

Thursday, March 18th, 2010
I come bearing gifts! Well, a gift. Courtesy of the beautiful folk at Xcite!
Temptations 1 is a FREE downloadable eBook, giving you access to some red-hot reads on your pc, phone or eBook reader. Sex up your day-to-day courtesy of Xcite… and me!

Temptations 1 is an anthology of 7 short, sexy stories sure to get you simmering!
Bliss by Elizabeth Cage
Not in my Wildest Dreams by Cyanne
Confession by Kristina Wright
The Window Cleaner’s Boy by Carmel Lockyer
Confidante by Beverly Langland
The School Reunion by Kitti Bernetti
Two’s Company by Georgina Brown

So, what are you waiting for? Totally free, no strings, and ready to read NOW!
Click to get Temptations 1!

Have fun!

NK x

Pleasurists #69

Tuesday, March 16th, 2010

Britni C by Deborah Kolb

Welcome to Pleasurists, a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days. For updates and information follow our RSS Feed and Twitter.

Did you miss Pleasurists #68? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #70? Be sure to read our submission guidelines and then use our submission form and submit it before Sunday March 21st at 11:59pm PDT.

Want to win some swag? All you’ve got to do is enter.

  • Happy Birthday Giveaway Deadline: March 18th @ Noon Eastern.
  • Care To… Tango? Deadline: March 21st @ 11:59pm Eastern.
  • For the Ladies Sex Toy Giveaway Deadline: March 8th, 15th, and 22nd.
  • Five Years of The S Spot! Deadline: March 24th @ Noon.
  • Win a Green Ophoria V Ring Deadline: March 31st.
  • Adult Easter Egg Hunt! Deadline: April 2nd @ 11am Central.

Looking for sexy posts other than reviews?
e[lust] #9

Editor’s Pick

  • Tantus Hoss by Sammi
  • Hoss is enormous. Humongous. Gigantic. Bigger than big. He makes Randy look like a beginner’s toy (and Randy most definitely is not).

    Editor’s Note: This is a seriously impressive review because, among other things, Hoss is a seriously impressive toy. I thought it a fitting EP for an impressive edition both in number (69) and in review count (80).

Scarlet Lotus St. Syr

On to the reviews…


  • Fun Factory Bubbles by Jessie Beth
  • Fun Factory Bubbles by Sarahbear
  • Fun Factory Bubbles by Dani Darling
  • Fun Factory Bubbles by Sexorcism
  • Fun Factory Bubbles by PrettyPowerTools
  • Sqweel by FunseXXXtoys Chick
  • Bcurious by Sammi
  • MiVibe Necklace by HotMoviesForHer Sex Toy Crew
  • Better Sex Synergy Pleasure System by Epiphora
  • Eroscillator 2 vs. Synergy Pleasure System by PrettyPowerTools
  • Handbag Hercules Pocket Rocket by Mistress Kay
  • Remote Controlled Egg by Jessie Beth
  • Hitachi Magic Wand Executive Pack by Joanna Cake
  • Kissa by Muffyspingulove
  • Aqua Rabbit by Jessie Beth
  • Harmonia by Kristi
  • Heart’s Desire Teaser by Dani Darling
  • Little Su Tulip by Red
  • CyberGlass Swirl Micro Mini by la petite
  • Aqua Rabbit by Jessie Beth
  • Calla Lily by Luvasaurus
  • My Pet Vibrator by Kynky Kytty


  • Jollies Jollet by Amber from Scarlet’s Letter
  • Jollies Jollet by Epiphora
  • Tantus Rascal O2 by Sarahbear
  • LELO Ella by Scintillectual
  • Tantus G-Force by Ginger Leigh
  • Tantus G-Force by Saraid
  • Vixen Vixskin vs. Tantus O2 by Carrie Ann
  • Goldfrau by Red
  • Don Wands Pleasure Wand by la petite

Anal Toys

  • Tantus B-Bomb by Scarlet Lotus St. Syr
  • GoodVibes Sidekick 1 by True Pleasures
  • Assberry by Curvaceous Dee
  • Assberry by LivingFire
  • Crystal Delights by PrettyPowerTools

Toys for Cocks

  • Vibrating support plus extended head exciter by Laurel
  • Succu Dry Fleshlight by Epiphora
  • Succu Dry Fleshlight by The Masturbator
  • Chocolate Party Hats by PrettyPowerTools

Lube, Massage Oil, Bath Stuff, & etc.

  • Bswish Bwarm Massage Candle by Mistress Kay
  • System JO Warming Massage Glide by Rayne
  • Intimate Organics Discover by Carrie Ann
  • Wet Together Ultimate Pleasure Gels by Mina


  • Incoqnito Lambskin Collar by True Pleasures
  • Incoqnito Lambskin Collar by Pretty Power Tools
  • Aslan Silicone Ballgag by Amber from DivergentDance
  • Crave Wrist Restraints by Sammi
  • Hog Tie and Cuff Set by Mistress Kay
  • Sportsheets Under the Bed Restraints by Dani Darling
  • Sportsheets Under the Bed Restraints by EffinSara
  • Silicone Bit Gag by Alpine Subdreams
  • Leather Slut Impression Paddle by Alpine Subdreams
  • HappyTails Elk Leather Flogger by ThePinkPoppet
  • Door Jam Cuff Set by BDGuy

Adult Books

  • Sexoku – A Sex Trivia Game Book by Mistress Kay
  • The Big Book of Sex Toys by Epiphora

Adult Movies & Porn

  • Billy Castro Does the Mission by Epiphora
  • Corruption by Mistress Kay
  • Fluid: Women Redefining Sexuality by Garnet Joyce
  • Sex: How to Do Everything by The Duchess
  • Deep Throat by J.D. Bauchery
  • Jenny & Marie’s Award Show Fiasco by FrzKey
  • Beef Jerky – 420 Stroker by The Porn Librarian
  • True Fucking Love by J.D. Bauchery
  • Panty Flash Teacher by FrzKey


  • Schoolgirl Costume by Akame
  • Red Satin and Lace Bustier by Juliettia
  • Schoolgirl Costume by Angel deSanguine


  • Eden Fantasys Toy Pouch by Carrie Ann
  • Toi Tissue Bocks by Carrie Ann
  • Original Toi Bocks by Carrie Ann


  • Spareparts Joque Harness Large by Sarahbear
  • Cleopatra Clit Clip Review by Dani Darling
  • Tools of the Trade Kit by Jessie Beth
  • Smartballs Teneo Uno by PrettyPowerTools
  • Liberator Fascinator Throe by Sarahbear
  • Pleasure Me Purse by Dani Darling
  • Go Girl by PrettyPowerTools

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Bargains Galore at Springtime!

Tuesday, March 16th, 2010

I don’t do that many of this sort of post these days, but I really felt this deserved some attention!

LoveHoney are running a bargain week! I always love these, normally – as this time – the level is set at a tenner a toy, and some of the greatest little pleasure-givers are cherry picked from the LH vaults for some seriously bargainous swag.

From the ranks of these bargains, I’ve selected the top toys I’d recommend you nab while they’ll still leave you with plenty of change in your (electronic) pocket!

First up, the Evolved Fleur De Lis Bliss Waterproof.
I have, and love, the Evolved Waterproof Amore True Love Edition – review here – so I couldn’t resist treating myself to another evolved toy!

As I mention in the previous review, one of the fantastic things about Evolved toys is how gorgeous their packaging is – as you can see from the picture!

There are a range of Evolved toys down to a tenner this week, so do check them out while you can still grab them at such a fantastic rate!

Next up, the iTap Gspot vibe! Now, it really wasn’t so long ago I reviewed this baby, and you may remember how much I raved about it. If you don’t, go. read. now!

I was lucky enough to be sent one of these little wonders by Cal Exotics, and really loved it. I’ve been hunting for a good gspot vibe that works well for me for a long time, with the rock chick decidedly not rocking my world, and countless other toys being fun but not really finding that magic spot, I was starting to give up hope and presume my gspot had enrolled in some kind of witness protection scheme…

As it turned out – and was perfectly proven by this vibe, gspot joy is all about the angle. It’s my presumption that this is why gspot toys seem to be love or hate entities, like the rock chick for example. It all comes down to our own angles! But if, like me, you’ve tried a few gspot toys and not made much progress… Try this!

Last up, I wanted to mention the Mounty Realistic vibe. I don’t own this toy, but I do own it’s slightly older brother, which is a very similar toy in purple, though it does has less detail and is generally smoother.

I mention these toys though, because I’ve read so many reviews of suction cup dildos and vibrators where the reviewers were disappointed that the toy had a really poor suction cup – which is often the whole reason they’d bought that particular toy. The appeal is definately there – especially for those of us who enjoy being taken from behind, or being on top – the opportunity to be able to replicate those delicious sensations seems to be offered – but with a poor suction cup, it’s never going to work.

I can’t be certain about this toy, but it’s purple older brother worked like a dream for me – with a good strong suction cup that’s enabled it to travel around desks, laminate flooring, tiles… you get the picture!

Anyway, happy sale shopping in this bargain week!

NK x

The Best of Both Worlds or Lost in Limbo?

Wednesday, March 10th, 2010

A new article, on society’s acceptance, or lack thereof, for non-binary sexuality forms, at edencafe!


Whether intentional or unthinking, bisexual denial is a frustrating thing for bisexual, pansexual or ‘fluid’ people to have to deal with. It became unacceptable, in the majority of places, to pass comment on a gay or lesbian person for their sexuality, yet it seems that bisexuality lags behind. Even in the LGBT scene, there are so many who see bisexuality in a different light to the rest of the queer community.

Read the whole article here

NK x

A Little Girl’s Need for Submission.

Wednesday, March 10th, 2010

I remember being 17. In a rock club, the rock scene still new enough to me that I still felt mildly intimidated, a little on edge. The music was loud, and the heavy basslines reverberated through my body.

Suddenly, a hand strikes my ass.

I stop, and turn. Ready to tear the head off some adolescent wanker who feels any female is his possession to do with as he pleases, I draw breath.

Then feel it exit me, as I see it is, in fact, the girl I’ve been crushing on since we were first introduced some weeks prior.

Everything stops.

The world around us seems to lack all significance, as there is only us. The marshmallow softness as her lips meet mine, countered swiftly by her forceful yet deliciously erotic tongue dancing over my own, playing in my mouth.

Girl kisses are different to boy kisses. This is a fact, I’m sure of it. (Truth be told, while I love R and wouldn’t change him for the world… I do miss girl kisses!)

 I also remember, every bit as vividly, her question to me, some time later. “Do you like bondage?”

The truthful answer would have been “Erm, I have no idea, you’re the first woman I’ve kissed, I’m still pretty inexperienced, and I’ve never been tied up or down in my life… but the idea excites me”.

What I said was “…maybe”, with a devilish grin.

 I was so desperate not to seem as inexperienced and vanilla as I was – perhaps as that had never felt much like who I really was? Part of that, though, was undeniably caused by her. The relationship was, at the best of times, subject to her mindfuckery, and she didn’t exactly treat me especially well.

Now though, I can look back and see that while she was never a good girlfriend, perhaps she’d have made a good play partner? I wasn’t in the right place for that then though, so I don’t dwell on it too much.

The relationship may have had it’s problems – to say the least – but the fire that grew from the spark she created still burns bright. I still need to be someone’s little girl, to be submissive and be Dominated, to be told what to do and to serve. To feel the most alive I could ever feel while my limits are tested, and feel the rush so great that nerves across my body feel like they’re about to explode.

I suspect I always will.

NK x